I could hardly keep from laughing out loud!
While sitting in the waiting area of the doctor's office this morning, this older guy was putting on quite the show. It was evidently his first time there, and he was struggling to fill out his medical history on the tablet. He started talking out loud to the tablet. Seems he was on the part where it asks about previous surgeries. Here's bits of his conversation, without certain words.... "Well, ----, I don't remember when it was. Thirty something --- years ago! " "I'm fixing to tell them to take this --- thing and cram it -- ----- ---." Poor fellow! His wife was right beside him, not saying a word.