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What is Love? A night of 90's Dance at Megaton Brewery!
Event Details:
Yo, listen up.
Friday, July 18th, you — yeah, YOU — better bring your butt down to Megaton Brewery for the hottest, most neck-snappin’, Eurodancin’, velvet-suit-rockin’ party this side of the Roxbury.
We’re talkin’ a comedy-themed night of 90s Eurodance hits, mesh shirts that leave nothing to the imagination, and enough head-bobbing to make your chiropractor jealous.
• Featuring your boy, DJ Sir Lance, spinning all your favorite 90s dance floor bangers while we vibe like it’s 1998.
Dress Code:
Think 90s dance club royalty:
• Velvet or shiny suits in bold colors
• Turtlenecks & blazers (yes, together)
• Gold chains, gelled hair, sunglasses at night
• Crop tops, mesh, metallics, mini-skirts…
Basically: if you look in the mirror and say, “Am I too much?” — you’re perfect.
But hey — you can wear whatever you want. You’re still on the list. We know people.
• And don’t even think about skipping out on the contests:
• Best Dressed
• Best Head-Bob
• Best Pick-Up Line
(We expect only the cheesiest, baby.)
• Food? You KNOW we got you. Our friends at Gastrocraft are bringing the eats.
So clear your calendar, stretch your neck, and polish your chains.
Friday, July 18. 7 PM.
Megaton Brewery.
We’ll make sure you’re not… left out in the cold.
What is love? Baby, this is it.
Friday, July 18th, you — yeah, YOU — better bring your butt down to Megaton Brewery for the hottest, most neck-snappin’, Eurodancin’, velvet-suit-rockin’ party this side of the Roxbury.
We’re talkin’ a comedy-themed night of 90s Eurodance hits, mesh shirts that leave nothing to the imagination, and enough head-bobbing to make your chiropractor jealous.
• Featuring your boy, DJ Sir Lance, spinning all your favorite 90s dance floor bangers while we vibe like it’s 1998.
Dress Code:
Think 90s dance club royalty:
• Velvet or shiny suits in bold colors
• Turtlenecks & blazers (yes, together)
• Gold chains, gelled hair, sunglasses at night
• Crop tops, mesh, metallics, mini-skirts…
Basically: if you look in the mirror and say, “Am I too much?” — you’re perfect.
But hey — you can wear whatever you want. You’re still on the list. We know people.
• And don’t even think about skipping out on the contests:
• Best Dressed
• Best Head-Bob
• Best Pick-Up Line
(We expect only the cheesiest, baby.)
• Food? You KNOW we got you. Our friends at Gastrocraft are bringing the eats.
So clear your calendar, stretch your neck, and polish your chains.
Friday, July 18. 7 PM.
Megaton Brewery.
We’ll make sure you’re not… left out in the cold.
What is love? Baby, this is it.