@TheStig : Oh, if only I had a talent... Reminds me of "Miss Congeniality." In the beauty pageant (er scholarship contest), Sandra Bullock's talent was playing "Somewhere My Love" on the water glasses, until her thirsty co-contestants got thirsty. Then she had to teach the audience how to S-I-N-G when beating back an attacker: Stomach, Instep, Nose, Groin.